5 definitions by Juanny Mendez

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Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!
"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."
by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

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Basically its a fart. Something referred to as a shart could also be classified as a "tooter-poop". An individual who "tooter-poops" is known as a "tooter-pooper". If feces should be released during "tooter-pooping", the excrement would then become tooter-poopee.
"What the hell is that stench?!!? Juan, did you tooter-poop!?", "Watch out, I just tooter-pooped!"
by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

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A word that functions as a variable while in a drug discussion.
"Did you get the beep?", "That beep we did yesterday was THE SHIT!", "I'm heading over to Poncho's to pick up some beep. "mom cooked us some beep for lunch." "Beverly broke her beep when she fell down the stairs."
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Spainsh for sperm: English synonyn for jizz (sperm);used to describe when a person is way to excited and won't shut up about a subject; synonym for dumbshit
"He mecked all over the bathroom." "Whatever, you mecker." "She was mecking about it." Quit your damn mecking." " We are mecking on this website"
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Upon climax during the act of fellatio (blow job), ejaculate (jizzum) will exit via the nose of the fellator.
Similar to when an individual sprays milk from their nose, but this version of a snarf consists of nut bustings.
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