45 definitions by Juan

An obnoxious attention-whore mod on an internet forum. May or may not repeat the same jokes over and over and over again.
150cc can suck a cheetah's hiney, I think he was behind the plot to ban Juan.
by Juan November 14, 2003
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a hella fucking long poem by alan ginsburg
Have you read "howl"? Its hella long!
by Juan April 3, 2005
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meaning "fuck" in Jamaican slang.
Yo rasta, what the "blood clott".
by Juan May 10, 2004
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:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
by Juan April 4, 2004
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This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.
" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"
by Juan January 10, 2005
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Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."
by Juan February 18, 2005
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