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Long Necks

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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music theory

1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.

2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.
by Juan September 28, 2003
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bomb

I seen some tweakers getting bombed out in the hood.
by juan December 7, 2003
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Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
by Juan April 3, 2004
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Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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Nads

Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!
by Juan October 12, 2004
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nu

u r nu. "you are nu"
by juan October 25, 2004
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