Juan's definitions

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by JUAN October 19, 2003

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

slug

One of the best emcees out right now.

Overcast! owns all of you.

by Juan August 29, 2003

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by Juan February 17, 2005

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004