39 definitions by Jtron 3000

"Nice earring, what does tha mean, I'm only half a fag?"
by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003
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"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."
by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003
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"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."
by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003
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To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.
"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."
by Jtron 3000 October 6, 2003
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When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.
"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.
"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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