35 definitions by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb

Panty party

When you and your mate decide to have a party in just your underwear

My wife and I had a panty party last night, very exciting

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Zinker Pop

When the cartilage in your penis snaps

Dad bring me to the doctor, I had a Zinker Pop

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

A Pringle

When someone licks, sucks and crunches up a vagina

Do me like a Pringle daddy

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018