Joshiro007's definitions

FIX

1) Any street drug.
2) A referral to sex (i.e. Horny? I'll FIX that!).

1) Yeh, I gotz paid today so ama go out and get me a fix.

2) Say, baby...anytime u needz a FIX, gimmie a call, aightz?

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

PUMPKIN SUIT

As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

GOT YOUR BACK

1) An expression assuring someone that you are watching out for them. Comes from making sure you are safe by watching what's behind you when you're busy looking ahead.

2) Can be converted to a threat: "Watch your back," from the possibility someone might injure or kill them from behind when they aren't lookin.

Iono about dis...

Don't trip, Son. I GOT YOUR BACK.

by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).

Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...

by Joshiro007 January 26, 2007

cameltoe

An entertaining (and sometimes disgusting) wedge in the woman's kooch. Also referred to as the "Ninja Foot."

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003