Urban Dictionary: Author Joshiro007

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1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

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51.

JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

Someone who is very good at doing a variety of useful things.

Justin and Sean would be the JACKS-OF-ALL-TRADES up in hurr.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

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52.

KILL JOY

Peepz who kill the fun by wanting to do something else or calling it a day/night too early (like me).

"Ay I gotta go. I gottta see my friend so...just watch the rest of GLADIATOR without me, aightz?"

"You're such a KILL JOY!"

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

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FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

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FREE-LOAD

The action of taking more than giving back, knowing it, and not giving a damn.

You motherfuckers just eat and free-load all day while I work my ass off.

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

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HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

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SNAPS

The art of cutting down someone. Snaps came from shit-talking from the streetz. It's an art because you have to make the insult funny as hell and deliver it without looking stupid.

Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air an got stuck.

Yo sista's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Ya dick so small, you piss on yo nuts.

Ya gramma so old, she fart out cobwebs!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

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