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the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).
"look at that malomar"
malomar by Jorge May 22, 2004
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Mallomar season 

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'
Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"
Mallomar season by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010
A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.
Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.
Mallomars by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008
#español, #latinoamérica, #caribe, #cuba

Lo que se dice (generalmente) sobre un hecho que no es aprobado o genera consecuencias desfavorables.

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Said (generally) about a fact you dont approve or think would bring favorable outcomes.
Miguel: ...entonces, el loco tenía un pie en el bote y el otro en tierra, piernas abiertas, el agua sucia, y el bote empezó a separarse de la orilla, no podía saltar a tierra, ni al bote!

Laura: jajaja, malomalo

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Mike: ...so, this guys had one leg in the ground and the other in the boat, wide open, over this not-so-clean pond when the tide set the boat adrift..

Laura: hahaha, malomalo
malomalo by reis4g May 9, 2019
The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.
She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.
Mallomars by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020

macomary 

A person who is very awesome but doesn't know it yet and/or refuses to acknowledge it.
Yeah he's a bit of a macomary.
A slag term for vicodin.slowly spreading across the world.The term malamar originated in Chicago il.
Dude im so messed up on malamars I fell asleep while i was getting my hair cut.
malamar by og boomer November 2, 2007
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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