JonathanChance's definitions

frogmarch

To forcibly make a handcuffed person walk against their will.

The police officers began to frogmarch the suspected kiddie porn kingpin to an awiting squad car.

by JonathanChance October 13, 2003

Bandit

An aerial radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile.

Bandits! Bandits! 3 o'clock low, Checkerboard Squadron, roll in and engage with AMRAAMs!

by JonathanChance October 6, 2003

page three girl

A topless or nude woman whose pictures can be found on the third page of British tabloids.

by JonathanChance October 3, 2003

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

Lanc

Nickname given to the Avro Lancaster, a British WWII heavy bomber.

Lancs were dispatched to sink the Battleship Tirpitz.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

spit

Nickname given to the Supermarine Spitfire, a British WWII Interceptor that made a name for itself throughout the entire conflict.

The Spits broke formation to engage the He 111s before they could drop thier bombs on London.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

godspam

An often ficticious narrative, message, or news story containing a religious message that is spread all over the Internet chiefly throught the use of email.

That stupid godspam comparing the ACLU to the Taliban pisses me off to no end!

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003