8 definitions by Jonathan Singh
Last name of author Franz Kafka. Generally used as a noun to describe "that which has qualities similar to Kafka's litterature". But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ecstacy. Then comes the weird part. You find out that you're about to be executed for commiting a crime, but there's no tribunal, no judge, no witnesses, you're just to be executed. But the executioners take so long that you just decide to comply with the law and slash your wrists while eating some schnitzel. You finnally pass away and nobody realizes you're dead until 25 years after, at which point nobody cares about you still.
"Dude, Jimmy just pulled a Kafka"
"I don't know Jimmy, but make love to me anyways"
"I can't I must run now!"
"I don't know Jimmy, but make love to me anyways"
"I can't I must run now!"
by Jonathan Singh August 18, 2004
A place where every word has multiple meanings, most of which are antonyms to each other, and where random groups of letters have their own definition.
by Jonathan Singh September 6, 2004
A tasty microwaveable snack which contains fillings generally found in pizza. Marketed in Canada by Pillsbury, they come in an assortment of flavours that are guaranteed to suit your tastes. Yum
Canadian Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Bacon, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza Sauce.
Cheesburger Pizza Pop: Ground Beef, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.
Peperoni Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.
Etc.
Cheesburger Pizza Pop: Ground Beef, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.
Peperoni Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.
Etc.
by Jonathan Singh August 21, 2004
Named after the author Franz Kafka, typically used to describe anything that makes no sense, has no colours and has no points of reference.
Waking up and being a human sized insect but being able to fit under a regular door and subsequently kicked by your father. THAT'S Kafkaesque.
"Dude, the school is so... Kafkaesque!"
"Dude, the school is so... Kafkaesque!"
by Jonathan Singh August 3, 2004
Kid who went to my high school who we decided to call bubbles in grade 6
you can catch me on the pimp page picture section...
you can catch me on the pimp page picture section...
by Jonathan Singh November 28, 2004
His programming is tehsukc
by Jonathan Singh November 16, 2003
Hentai is essentially animated pornography that often involves monsters and many, many penis tipped tentacles that magically extend from just about anything the animators want it to. Shoving random materials into various orrifices is also quite frequently seen.
by Jonathan Singh February 17, 2005