4 definitions by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G

Quiche

Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.

Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 3, 2018

Zonja

Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)

Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 22, 2018

Zonja

Zonja is a smart, funny and defs the HOTTEST girl out there. She isnt just hot because of her looks, but also because of her personality; she has drive and ambition, she doesnt let people walk over her and she plays verryyy hard to get (thats hot). Shes focused in work and school and dont let guys distract her EVER. She has a unique look, not a basic pinterest chick but sooo unique, usually with dark brown hair and blue or green eyes (so hot), tall and lean with meat in the right places...hot

shes also foreign, defs not from a white basic country (hot)
She isnt the party type, and stays away from drugs!!! (hot)
And shes freakyyy afff (neck game strong bro)

But watch out shes a player, and dont let anyone hit - but then again....hot

Jack: Whos that new hottie over there doing chemistry ??
Tom: oh her! thats Zonja, defs hottest girl right
Jack: oh yeah defs...didnt she play like 4 guys?
Tom: yeah, but shes hot so its okay

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 14, 2020

Christen

Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.

Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G August 13, 2018