Definitions by Jon Reed

punk rock 

Three chords and the truth.

Bad Religion, NOFX, Social Distortion, bands with a message more than "I'm sad, I'm gonna cut myself". That's punk rock.

punk rock by Jon Reed February 26, 2008

cincinnati strikeout

When somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls

The Indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout

cincinnati strikeout by Jon Reed July 3, 2007

Paul Smecker 

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

Paul Smecker by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

2 yanks 

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.

"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"

2 yanks by Jon Reed March 8, 2007

tree sauce 

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

tree sauce by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.

The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? by Jon Reed November 25, 2006

heroin addict 

See Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist.

Dave Navarro and John Frusciante were both huge heroin addicts.

heroin addict by Jon Reed November 23, 2006