Jon Reed's definitions

heroin addict

See Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist.

Dave Navarro and John Frusciante were both huge heroin addicts.

by Jon Reed November 23, 2006

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

2 yanks

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.

"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"

by Jon Reed March 8, 2007

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.

The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

by Jon Reed November 25, 2006

in the mail

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.

Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006