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futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

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by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs
damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.
Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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yobags

A Hip Hop wigger term to express acknowledgement to another
"Yobags whats the damage, we gonna finger your cousin tonight? aight, *respect*
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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hoo

expressing immense joy, or satisfaction
"hoo , ya damn right!"
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal
Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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