rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.
You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003
mugGet the rawkethmug.

bonez0r

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,
Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the bonez0rmug.

shit chamber

the bathroom, a place where a man. ( or lesbian,) can really get some thinking done
You ain't seeing him for a few hours, he took 3 issues of "tight magazine" to the shit chamber.
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003
mugGet the shit chambermug.

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the megabonermug.

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the futurama nerdmug.

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal
Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the ace of spadezmug.

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the jizz drizzlemug.