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36 definitions by Jon Himself

 
1.
Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes
I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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2.
a mexican dude
Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
414 380
 
3.
The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003
43 15
 
4.
When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
34 10
 
5.
small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process
Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
25 4
 
6.
a major loser
Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003
38 24
 
7.
getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.
Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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