You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

by Jon Himself July 01, 2003

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
