10 definitions by Jon Harold the 3rd

Enortism

A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.

“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”

“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018

Head-nutt

Used to describe a dumb ass person in a nicer manor. Head-nutts are definitely easy to come by and hard to get away from. They may have you fooled now but their true headnutt form will soon come to your understanding.

“You know you can be such a head-nutt sometime...”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

gerri

a feeling you get after a ginormous fart.

“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019

Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

Enorted

A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.

“Woah Ralph did you know there’s a glow stick party tomorrow?”
“Nah Rikeed ooo I’m so enorted”

by Jon Harold the 3rd March 28, 2018

enorted

A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.

“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd April 2, 2018