54 definitions by Jon Davis

The state of being obligated to pay a debt.
No federal statute makes any American citizen living and working in one of the fifty states liable for an income tax.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
1. I was chatting on IRC last night and this guy sent me a whole bunch of porn.

2. The IRC is a mish-mash of all kinds of drivel that supposedly imposes an income tax.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
Of or relating to the nation.
The President is hired by the government to execute matters of national importance.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
To pronounce, announce, utter, say, or clearly indicate, as though officially, or with authority, or bearing formality.
"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.
"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
The perpetual and perpetually increasing debt that the United States of America has due to the federal government's unlimited debting power with the Federal Reserve.

Federal deficit.
The federal deficit will never go away as long as we have the Federal Reserve and as long as the Fourteenth Amendment exists.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
The duty of office workers who work with, establish, or deal with the logistics of various tasks of the office.

Paper pushers.
The Bush Administration proceeded to create a new agency that studies how life could be created in primordial soup.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

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