No federal statute makes any American citizen living and working in one of the fifty states liable for an income tax.

1. I was chatting on IRC last night and this guy sent me a whole bunch of porn.

2. The IRC is a mish-mash of all kinds of drivel that supposedly imposes an income tax.

The President is hired by the government to execute matters of national importance.

"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

The federal deficit will never go away as long as we have the Federal Reserve and as long as the Fourteenth Amendment exists.

The Bush Administration proceeded to create a new agency that studies how life could be created in primordial soup.