5 definitions by Johnronjohnson
Glenn Youngkin is a famous adventurer. He is one of the many who attempted, but also one of the very few who actually succeeded, to enter Donald Trump's rectum neck deep.
Glenn Youngkin succeeded using his exceptional approach to shape his body into a soft form which perfectly adheres into the crevices of the ex-President's anal area.
As many others who tried and succeeded Youngkin became permanently stained by shit. The odor of shit will follow his entire career which is expected to be short-lived.
Glenn Youngkin succeeded using his exceptional approach to shape his body into a soft form which perfectly adheres into the crevices of the ex-President's anal area.
As many others who tried and succeeded Youngkin became permanently stained by shit. The odor of shit will follow his entire career which is expected to be short-lived.
by Johnronjohnson January 27, 2022
A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
verb; to Jim Jordan someone
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
Euphemism for retard
A typical QAnon supporter is over forty years old and lives in their mother's basement.
QAnon followers must be converted by social media as they can't reproduce themselves. Majority of them are virgins and their fatty body composure hides almost all of their penis. This makes impossible for them to reproduce.
QAnon followers spend all their allowance on weaponry and ammunition which helps them compensate for the dysfunction of their penis.
A typical QAnon supporter is over forty years old and lives in their mother's basement.
QAnon followers must be converted by social media as they can't reproduce themselves. Majority of them are virgins and their fatty body composure hides almost all of their penis. This makes impossible for them to reproduce.
QAnon followers spend all their allowance on weaponry and ammunition which helps them compensate for the dysfunction of their penis.
I don't think John will ever get laid. He's a true QAnon.
John and his Ma are in prison for storming the capitol. They're full QAnon
John and his Ma are in prison for storming the capitol. They're full QAnon
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022