A (usually male) college student with very poor personal hygiene because his mommy isn't around to wash his clothes and tell him to bathe anymore. Can be identified by stained clothes, greasy hair, unkempt appearance and foul odor. Utterly repulsive to the opposite sex and is very confused as to why. However, no one will willingly get close enough to him to explain it.
"Oh man, I got stuck in the elevator with that unfreshman. I thought I was gonna puke from the smell!"
Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.
"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"
"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"
Any common mixed drink that would normally be ordered at a bar (i.e. Margarita, Strawberry Daiquiri, etc.) that is made in sufficient quantity to fill a standard five-gallon igloo container. Simple Jungle Juice does not qualify as a Highlander Highball. Draws it's name from the Highlanders; The athletics team name of Radford University, which is widely accepted as being among the premier party schools in the United States. Such concoctions are a common sight at any Radford University activity, on or off campus.
"Well I see there's a keg there, but what's that?"
"That, my friend, is a highlander highball. Five gallons of Strawberry Daiquiri."
A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.
"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"