stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.
"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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unfreshman

A (usually male) college student with very poor personal hygiene because his mommy isn't around to wash his clothes and tell him to bathe anymore. Can be identified by stained clothes, greasy hair, unkempt appearance and foul odor. Utterly repulsive to the opposite sex and is very confused as to why. However, no one will willingly get close enough to him to explain it.
"Oh man, I got stuck in the elevator with that unfreshman. I thought I was gonna puke from the smell!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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Big Game Hunter

1)A man who is sexually attracted to obese women. See chubby chaser

2)A man who is so desperate to get laid that he has resorted to hitting on obese women.
"Andy is a big game hunter. That chick he left with is so fat some kids mistook her for the cool-aid guy!"
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
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Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
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