Johnny_Reb's definitions

social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Highlander Highball

Any common mixed drink that would normally be ordered at a bar (i.e. Margarita, Strawberry Daiquiri, etc.) that is made in sufficient quantity to fill a standard five-gallon igloo container. Simple Jungle Juice does not qualify as a Highlander Highball. Draws it's name from the Highlanders; The athletics team name of Radford University, which is widely accepted as being among the premier party schools in the United States. Such concoctions are a common sight at any Radford University activity, on or off campus.

"Well I see there's a keg there, but what's that?"

"That, my friend, is a highlander highball. Five gallons of Strawberry Daiquiri."

by Johnny_Reb May 28, 2009

stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.

"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009