Johnny X.'s definitions

long island

Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)

Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Brooklyn

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!

It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.

I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Yonkers

Moderately respectable city in Westchester NY. Many wiggers here think they are from the Bronx, much in the way all the Italian kids in Staten Island think they are from Brooklyn. In short, if all these outerboros fell off the face of the earth I don't think anyone in my neighborhood would honestly care.

OK, yes, parts of Yonkers are indeed ghetto, but I don't see why that's exactly something to brag about...

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Tim Robbins

A 6-foot, 6-inch giant of an actor who for some reason claims to be only 6-foot-4 and a half. Known for his low-key roles, as exemplified by great films such as The Shawshank Redemption, Jacob's Ladder, and Mystic River.

People like Tim Robbins are far better actors than liberal activists.

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

family guy

A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...

"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon!"

by Johnny X. July 18, 2008