3 definitions by Johnny B Baade

Top Definition
One who masturbates in high places.
Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.
by Johnny B Baade September 05, 2008
a mechanically inclined woman.
Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.
by Johnny B Baade September 11, 2008
turd: corruption/Anglicization of French merde.
The mards fell from the politician's mouth.
by Johnny B Baade September 03, 2008

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