4 definitions by Johnny Umuzungu
An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:
As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.
Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
(douchebag x politician) I know what you are thinking, aren’t all politicians douchebags? Isn’t this douchism just a little redundant? Well, for the most part yes. However, this term applies to the slim percentage of politicians who first get into politics because they actually care. Once they get exposed to the money and power and begin selling their souls to the devil and become like the other 99% of politicians then they are a douchitician.
During the government shutdown of 2013, Douchiticians from around the country stood in line to get their soundbite and five minutes of fame, all the while fighting for the promotion of self and political party. Meanwhile, the country that they are elected to serve suffers.
by Johnny Umuzungu October 4, 2013
Being lame, bumping in on conversations when you don't even know, being backwards, trying to be cool when you don't know what you are doing or talking about.
We were standing there talking and you came up on us trying to be cool and put your arm around my shoulder and made me drop my cookie in the dirt and pretended to know what we were talking about; stop being snibby!
by Johnny Umuzungu May 11, 2018