25 definitions by Johnny Donut

Mealie

A photograph one has taken of a meal and shared through social media.

When Jamie went to the new Mexican restaurant he sent a mealie of his burrito to his friends touting it's authenticity.

by Johnny Donut August 29, 2017

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

When an individual is exposed to an act of masturbation after declining polite invitations to observe.

Barbara was pretty upset after she was louied on a first date with an otherwise well mannered gentleman.

by Johnny Donut May 23, 2019

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

Loosely translated as I or me. The exact opposite of the collective we.

Donald used the Ukrainian Us when he asked Volodymyr to help us with investigations into his political rival.

by Johnny Donut December 21, 2019

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020