5 definitions by JohnMew

Bucket 2

a Discord server which has rules and almost none have to be enforced
known for its owner being the youngest of the mod team and having intra-mod arguments

half of its emotes are useless and it has many archives of channels due to a maxing out of pins
"Bucket Projects" are announced and never finished

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Bucket 2?"
Guy 2: "No."
Guy 3: "Don't join it."

by JohnMew May 30, 2021

Joki

Big Joki, B-B-B-Big Joki, uh!
Big Joki, B-B-B-Big Joki, ugh!
Big Joki, B-B-B-Big Joki, uh!
Big Joki, ugh!
Big Joki 'bout to set it off

I know a lady by the name of 'Joki'
Get real freaky in a warm jacuzzi
Get dolled up for the Vegas clubs
Get a mani-pedi, wax and a body rub
She's a young hedgehog with a big ol' bust
When she hit 50 cent up, its a big ol' fuss
She sips real fast on her coke & sugar
She just wanna get drunk and shake around

Go 'head Joki, get it bitch!
Go 'head Joki, get it bitch!
Go 'head Joki, get it bitch!
That's Big Joki gettin' it!

Now watch her pop that big ol chest
Now watch her pop that big ol chest
Now watch her pop that big ol chest
Big Joki, Big Joki

Shakin' her titties on the back of the bus
Shakin' her titties on the back of the bus
Shakin'-shakin her titties on the back of the bus
Big Joki, Big Joki

Go Joki! Big Joki!
Go Joki! Big Joki!
Go Joki! Big Joki!
Go Joki! Big Joki!

Go 'head big Joki (Joki), shake your tits big Joki (Joki)
Go 'head big Joki (Joki), shake your tits big Joki (Joki)
Go 'head big Joki (Joki), shake your tits big Joki (Joki)
Go 'head big Joki (Joki), shake your tits big Joki (Joki)

J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I

Hey Joki
H-H-Hey Joki, Baby!
Hey Joki, c'mon pop them titties bitch!
Hey Joki
H-H-Hey Joki, Baby!
Hey Joki
(I LOVE JOKI)

J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I
J-O-K-I

Guy 1: "Hey man I was just joking!"
Guy 2: "guys look at this guy he's just joki lmaoooooooo"

by JohnMew July 26, 2021

emo mew

Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew

Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."

by JohnMew August 11, 2021

tooner

A slur for the Splatoon 3 players.

More loosely, a slur the entire Splatoon fanbase (not as common).

Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE TOONERS GRAHHHHHH

Guy 2: KILL ALL TOONERS

by JohnMew October 11, 2022

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

by JohnMew May 19, 2021