2 definitions by JohnJobee

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WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
#vain egotistical #bitch #pretentious #snob #elitist arrogant
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
Someone who must be the center at attention in all conversations and will not let someone get a word in edgewise.
This person can continue with sentence after sentence without breathing.It is truly an endurance feat.
That damn conversation hog wouldn't even let me have a conversation with someone else without interjecting gibberish.Thinking they are so FUCKING PROFOUND.

Did you hear that conversation hog at the companies holiday party ? The idiot didn't know which way to go !
He tried having three conversations at the same time.

The last time we saw that conversation hog he was was battling with the that conceited corporate cunt over there next to the CFO for the CEOs attention.

Did that conversation hog let anyone speak ?
That is no different at the office daily.He MUST know something about everything.
When in reality he doesn't know JACK SHIT.
#talk hog #gossip #pig #bogart #selfish #attention whore #center of attention #natter #hostage #gibberish #banter #babble #subjected to gossip #awful #terrible talk #hideous humor #sarcasm #idiocy
by JohnJobee October 11, 2011
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