6 definitions by John the Savage

Daywank

A masturbation session that usually occurs during the day.

I had a to have a daywank yesterday because my girlfriend had left and gave me blueballs.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015

Daybate

A masturbation session that occurs during they day, simaler to a daywank, but with a more aggresive attitude.

I was very horny as my wife had been wearing nothing around the house, when she was not looking, I had a quick daybate.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015

Albs

A name commonly used to refer to Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"Hey lets go to Albs on Saturday."

by John the Savage December 18, 2013

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John the Savage February 20, 2015

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John the Savage February 20, 2015

BateBait

Sketchy, usually misleading, inaccurate or infected pornography pop-up advertisement that exists to tempt the masturbator into clicking on it. It is essentially a virus using pornography as a bait.

I am always tempted to click on batebait while masturbating, however, I find myself more attracted to the video I am watching than to the batebait. I am also aware of the consequences of clicking on batebait.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015