4 definitions by John Herbert Survivor
sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.
guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023
by John Herbert Survivor December 18, 2022
Kimberly is one hell of a person. She will make you smile and is always willing to listen and be there for you. She is the definition of sus even though she is innocent as fuck. She is loved by many people so if you mess with her at least one person will kill you. She has one hell of an ass. Like for real tho next time take a look at that shit, it's great. Just don't touch it without permission or she herself will kick your ass. Kimberly is also very, very loud. All the time. Day and night. If you end up dating Kimberly good fucking luck man, she's pretty as shit, fun as hell, and loving as fuck, but she is ambitious. The bottom line is Kimberly is awesome.
Person 1: Damn dude have you seen Kimberly's ass.
Person 2: Yeah, I touched it once and I was on life support for seven months.
Person 2: Yeah, I touched it once and I was on life support for seven months.
by John Herbert Survivor November 13, 2022
Josey is kind-hearted, sweet, friendly, and gorgeous. Josey is almost always laughing which makes you overjoyed because you're glad to see her happy. Although if you make her upset she will come for you. You can't run, you can't hide, and you can't fight her off. She will destroy you. She is also eye candy for every dude to ever walk on this planet and has no trouble getting a boyfriend. If you're friends with her, she probably likes your little brother more than you. Her innocence is pretty fucking funny but damn is she sassy as shit.
Person 1: Bro help me I made Josey mad.
Person 2: Fuck no She's scary when she's upset.
Person 3: Her ass is fineeee thought
**Josey beats the living fuck out of Person 1 and Person 3**
Person 2: Fuck no She's scary when she's upset.
Person 3: Her ass is fineeee thought
**Josey beats the living fuck out of Person 1 and Person 3**
by John Herbert Survivor November 13, 2022