Joey Orgler's definitions

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Russian Mountain Goat

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Rimjob

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Bindi

A term commonly attributed to asexual, genetic freaks who excel in the fields of mathematics and science. These person(s) do not make legitimate attempts to connect with the opposite sex throughout their lives', and consequently, often commit suicide in their early thirties in order to escape the stressful hell-hole that life has become without steady companionship.

Dude, Bill has become such a Bindi, he used to be so happy...

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007