Yak

by JoeSMDD August 29, 2003
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Creepy Carl

When you are engaged in the sex act of "69", at the moment of orgasm, you unleash a turd onto your partner's face.
Jill gave Jack a Creepy Carl because he gave her a mushroom-shaped bruise across her neck the night before.
by JoeSMDD August 29, 2003
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Salad Days

1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.

2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.

2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004
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