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twinkle toes

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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nigga beats

songs that are made by my african brothers
Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise. An example would be Milkshake, Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, etc. etc. As you can see these "beats" are part of normal society
by Joe Smith February 9, 2004
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frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.
The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.
by joe smith January 27, 2004
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The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all
Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
by joe smith May 13, 2005
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Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)
"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"
by Joe Smith September 17, 2004
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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
by Joe Smith December 4, 2003
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dansux

that noob is a dansux
by Joe Smith March 26, 2005
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