Joe Smith's definitions

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004

dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

by Joe Smith March 26, 2005

Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 4, 2003

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004