Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005

Pink Floyd

Artists who gave us such incredible pieces of music as Dark Side of the Moon The Wall and Wish you Were Here. No doubt in 200 years Pink Floyd will be studied and revered as Motzart and Beethoven are today.

Get a nickle bag, a #3 from McDonalds, and a Pink Floyd album, and oh what a night you'll have.

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005

Pantera

1) Cowboys From Hell
2) Texas metal at it's best

1) Dimebag Darrell was the guitarist of Pantera, until some jag-off shot him.

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005

tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

by Joe Friday July 07, 2005