5 definitions by Jock Waffle
The smell generated within a public toilet cubicle when the 2 cubicles either side of said cubicle are occupied by two separate gentlemen simultaneously parking their breakfasts. The fusion of brews can oftentimes make for a very unique combination of fruity aromas.
Moreover the scent can become more interesting yet if the two gentlemen belong to cultures at very different ends of the culinary spectrum.
Moreover the scent can become more interesting yet if the two gentlemen belong to cultures at very different ends of the culinary spectrum.
by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022
"He's only got a little wigglesmiggler but he's father to 7 healthy children"
"When we got back to his and he pulled out his wigglesmiggler it was so awkward but he had me climaxing like an eastern European midget full of Mandingo blacksnake"
"When we got back to his and he pulled out his wigglesmiggler it was so awkward but he had me climaxing like an eastern European midget full of Mandingo blacksnake"
by Jock Waffle September 4, 2017
The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.
"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."
"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".
"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".
by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022
1. Have you heard that new dnb tune? It's fucking millennial!
2. Jesus I've got the most millennial boner.
3. Only millennial cunts use the word epic as an adjective.
2. Jesus I've got the most millennial boner.
3. Only millennial cunts use the word epic as an adjective.
by Jock Waffle February 6, 2017
"Tom did you see that thing with Piers Morgan last night?"
"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"
"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"
by Jock Waffle September 4, 2017