909 definitions by JoHn

to be dead
Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.
by John March 06, 2003
the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.
I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?
by John June 20, 2004
(n). A Korean whore.
1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.
by John March 20, 2005
The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.
Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no
by John February 02, 2004
the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
by john March 14, 2005
Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.
holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??
by JoHn February 16, 2004
someone who is unfortuanate enough to have a higher than usual mental capacity
it sucks to be a genius because stupid people are happy people
by John March 27, 2005
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