3 definitions by Jizz mopper

Looking for badgers

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

northern ireland

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?

I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.

by Jizz mopper September 15, 2003