London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.
I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked
by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006
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A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits
Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?
by zac hansons gal July 30, 2004
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A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk
by booomshaka March 4, 2008
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Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
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person 1: dude u have such a big ass and boobs and dick how do u do it
person 2: my name is talia hampstead
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welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s
ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood
by your wet g June 4, 2020
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Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles
by BetterThanJack January 20, 2014
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