Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace
After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts
The act of performing oral sex and drinking alcohol, while reclining in bed in flannel pajamas, thus simultaneously consuming both gin and jizz
While in the midst of her weekly Ginsip, Barb(ara) was somewhat distracted by Jim's repeated insistence that she role-play scenes from the John Hughes classic "Pretty in Pink"
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