1 definition by Jimmy Schmidts

Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

by Jimmy Schmidts July 24, 2008