2 definitions by Jimmy Long-Pants

flat-out fucking lie

When something is so false, that you cannot describe it any other way.

"Did you hear what Jimmy Long-Pants said about my mom? That was a flat-out fucking lie."

by Jimmy Long-Pants October 15, 2017

DAN

An acronym for "Dumb Ass Nigger" that you call the black people at your work.

Racist: Oh, hey Dan!

Black co-worker: That's not my name, why do you call me that?

by Jimmy Long-Pants January 26, 2019