4 definitions by Jimmy Kline

smeg

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.

Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks

by Jimmy Kline April 5, 2006

Ninja Kitty

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string

Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....

by Jimmy Kline January 6, 2006

Convertable

A hermaphrodite, or somebody of both genders.

well when i went home with her i had no idea she was a convertable

by Jimmy Kline December 13, 2005

Chasing Amy

Trying to find Happiness/Love/Perfect Situations, usually a practice in futility. Derived from the figurative way Silent Bob uses the phrase to assist Holen McNiel in the movie Chasing Amy

Man 1: i dont know about this girl, she just doesnt seem like the one
Man 2: thats the millionth time you've said that, stop Chasing Amy and settle down with her

by Jimmy Kline June 4, 2006