Jimbob's definitions

hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."

The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.

by Jimbob January 15, 2004

nawz

a ricer's term reffering to nitrous oxide or NOS.

dude, ur getting nawz!!!

by jimbob November 15, 2002

bumble weed

Its just a word.

cuz its all gone bumble weed

by Jimbob September 10, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 5, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

dope ass

having a good looking ass.

1. kelly's got one dope ass

2. emanuel's donkey is one dope ass

by jimbob February 15, 2003