82 definitions by Jimbob

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a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size
damn, u actually stuck ur penis in that heffer?
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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anal sex.
my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.
by jimbob November 14, 2002

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what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.
w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!
by jimbob February 27, 2003

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a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.
i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.
by jimbob September 11, 2003

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A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!
by Jimbob May 05, 2005

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Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."
Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"
by Jimbob October 12, 2004

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