80 definitions by Jimbob

hodgie

1.)A person of middle-eastern heritage
2.)A person with a darkish colored skin (not black).

I wanna kill that fuckin hodgie Osama bin Laden!

by Jimbob March 13, 2003

anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

by Jimbob December 20, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by Jimbob January 22, 2004

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by Jimbob January 21, 2004

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by Jimbob February 15, 2003