Jim Inman's definitions

ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

fang faced

A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.

That fang faced bagwitch rode-off on my rockhopper!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.

Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Mepps

Meps is a nonsensical, negative, exclamation made by the Conehead family from Saturday Nite Live.

The cops are at the door! Mepps! Mepps!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006