6 definitions by JewSlap
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016
To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016
To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016
The act of fingering a girl so hard that you cause too much friction, and your fingers set on fire. It is common courtesy to finish the job before extingushing youself.
Josh was so into kelly, that he got a bit to excited, went a bit to fast, and caused a JD. He did the right thing and carried on though.
by JewSlap March 8, 2016