2 definitions by JetMechGirl
The area between a man's testicles and his anus. Called so because "i'taint asshole and i'taint balls".
by JetMechGirl May 26, 2006
A beer or other alcoholic beverage that has not been finished and is left abandoned to get warm and flat. Orphans are usually found during clean-up the morning after the party.
by JetMechGirl May 26, 2006