3 definitions by Jesus-Fishboy
Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.
guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?
Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET
PS~that example is a true story
Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET
PS~that example is a true story
by Jesus-Fishboy November 7, 2008
When a person decides to text while walking to their next class, resulting in an obscenely slow paced walk, which, in turn, Jams up the hallway and makes everyone behind them late to class.
Noun=Walxter
Noun=Walxter
Teacher- Ok Phil, why are you late AGAIN?
Phil- I swear, its not my fault, I was stuck behind a Walxter
teacher- alright, you're off the hook for now...Just next time, try not to walk behind anyone who is walxting
Phil- I swear, its not my fault, I was stuck behind a Walxter
teacher- alright, you're off the hook for now...Just next time, try not to walk behind anyone who is walxting
by Jesus-Fishboy January 7, 2009
1-A fight in which two or more people have a music battle using songs on their iPod/mp3 players, to see who has the better songs.
2-Two or more people physically beating each other to death with the use of an Apple Product, usually involving an issue of music or bordom
2-Two or more people physically beating each other to death with the use of an Apple Product, usually involving an issue of music or bordom
1-Guy 1~Did you see that iFight in Math class today?
Guy 2~Yeah man, Nate only had a 4GB, he had no chance against Spenser's 80GB.
Gut 1~I know, the poor dude got thrashed
2-Guy 1-Dude! Nate just started an iFight with Spenser, They both got sent down!
Guy 2~Really! Jeez, Nates got an iPod mini, I'm sure spense is hurtin' now.
Guy 2~Yeah man, Nate only had a 4GB, he had no chance against Spenser's 80GB.
Gut 1~I know, the poor dude got thrashed
2-Guy 1-Dude! Nate just started an iFight with Spenser, They both got sent down!
Guy 2~Really! Jeez, Nates got an iPod mini, I'm sure spense is hurtin' now.
by Jesus-Fishboy November 12, 2008