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Bump face 

Someone who is a pessimist or a downer
Bump face by Otaku kid 321 January 14, 2017
Usually done between girls as a hello or a goodbye. Cheek to cheek followed by a kiss noise. "
Face Bump" me, "Face Bump", give me a "Face Bump", I will "Face Bump" that. See ya later Face Bump, etc.
Face Bump by MCNOAHFARM May 12, 2010
A kiss without making the smooch sound
I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!
face bump by budlightdraft June 2, 2015
Kansas City, Missouri slang term for Seagrams Gin
given this name because of the texture of the bottle. Called "bumpy" or "face" for short
"Man, we got ripped off the BumpyFace last nite"

"Spank the bottle and lets bust open this Face man"

"I got brews, smokes, and some Face, lets get it crackin' man"
BUMPYFACE by Cushy1 aka shonda November 19, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026