JenBurger's definitions

Narcispasm

When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.

So Harry just stunned us all with a narcispasm. He's usually such a top bloke.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

Shister

A shit sister.

Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"

by JenBurger December 6, 2018

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016