JenBurger's definitions

Shiggy

A shit ciggy

Geez you rolled a shiggy, next time I'll roll the ciggy.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

scrallop

When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.

"Yo, keep that 'scrallop' away from my man, coz I don't want to lose OR catch anything!"

by JenBurger November 6, 2015

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016