Jeff's definitions

dank as fuck

popular lingo created by Ryans old girlfriend who described everything as dank as fuck, basically just means really dank.

"That system of a down shirt is dank as fuck"-Dank as fuck girl

by Jeff January 22, 2005

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

by Jeff December 27, 2004

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

by Jeff April 15, 2004

antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.

See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan

by Jeff February 27, 2004