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Definitions by Jeff

the Vern 

Refering to the 2nd main campus at GWU.
"-Dude I got fucked this year for housing, i'm in the shenley
-Thats nothing, they booted my ass to the vern."
the Vern by Jeff May 13, 2005

the one eyed wonder worm 

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)
you got any puntu on you?
puntu by jeff May 13, 2005

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.
The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.
european outlet by Jeff May 7, 2005
A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.
Check out the cougs that just walked in.
coug by Jeff May 7, 2005

desaparecidos 

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.
DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell
desaparecidos by Jeff May 6, 2005
When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)
Todd was souched by Marvin.
souch by Jeff May 5, 2005