5 definitions by JedAshbury

WASS

We are SO screwed.

I'm holding. WASS.

by JedAshbury June 11, 2020

Can'tada

An imaginary country populated with people who cannot do anything.

That guy is so lazy, we should make him a citizen of Can'tada.

by JedAshbury June 10, 2020

Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.

Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.

by JedAshbury June 12, 2020

Parscale

Parscale: unit of measurement of the degree of relief you feel for being fired from the Trump administration. One Parscale = number of days (79) between Brad Parscale's firing (July 15th) and the announcement of Trump's diagnosis of Covid (October 2nd). Equals 7.9 Scaramuccis.

Steve Bannon served from January 20, 2017 to August 18, 2017. He enjoys 17.1 Parscales of relief.

by JedAshbury October 9, 2020

Ebollient

A mood of terminal cheerfulness.

Mike was so ebollient, we all abandoned him for his own safety.

by JedAshbury June 10, 2020