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9 definitions by Jazzy Spazzi

 
1.
A rigid dressing, usually made of gauze and plaster of Paris, used to immobilize an injured body part, as in a fracture or dislocation. Also called plaster cast.
Gonnae let me right a menshie oan yer stookie?
by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004
 
2.
A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions of obscure or made-up words.
Tony is suffering from addictionary. He keeps making up words like shereen and carte d'or.
by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004
 
3.
A word used to describe a form of graffiti usually conducted by Glasgow Neds.
Gonnae let me write a menshie oan yer stookie?
by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004
 
4.
The greek word for cunt
You are a pure cuntos
by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004
 
5.
A general insult or term of endearment for our less fortunate handicapped friends.

Derived from the words mongo and spastic.
Ahww, look at aw the wee montics in their tartan suits.
by Jazzy Spazzi October 16, 2004
 
6.
A slang term for the toes or fingers of a montic.
Gonnae tak aff yer tartan troosers and git yer trotters wash'd in that pail.
by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004
 
7.
An alternative spelling of the word cunt.

Derived from using the letters left of C,U,N and T on the qwerty keyboard.
Gonna shut yer vimy yer causing a draught!
by Jazzy Spazzi October 25, 2004