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Happiness

A tornado swept through the town.
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
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Stupid

Someone who can't spell correctly on the internet, but tries to argue anyway
Xbox live in a nutshell, full of stupid 8 year olds
by JayGhost June 11, 2020
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Life

Pure suffering for 70-90 years
by JayGhost June 11, 2020
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Anxiety

When you see a spider and then look away and it's gone, then you start to panic
Anxiety
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Eggman

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
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Mithrix

The final boss of the indie 3D rougelike Risk of Rain 2

also, allegedly, a Redditor
Mithrix was spotted browsing r/Atheism
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
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Grass

by JayGhost June 11, 2020
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