Life

Pure suffering for 70-90 years

I hate life

by JayGhost June 11, 2020

Stupid

Someone who can't spell correctly on the internet, but tries to argue anyway

Xbox live in a nutshell, full of stupid 8 year olds

by JayGhost June 11, 2020

Hope

Something you will never have.

I have no hope

by JayGhost June 11, 2020

Anxiety

When you see a spider and then look away and it's gone, then you start to panic

Anxiety

by JayGhost June 11, 2020

Eggman

That one guy who pissed on the moon.

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Mithrix

The final boss of the indie 3D rougelike Risk of Rain 2

also, allegedly, a Redditor

Mithrix was spotted browsing r/Atheism

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Grass

Earth hair

I trimmed the grass

by JayGhost June 11, 2020